Saturday, October 24, 2009

God's shoe box?

Okay a long long time ago I was um...let's say... oh eff it, I was on 'something' (no I'm not now, or right now anyways).


Anywhooo, my friends and I were laying out looking at the stars and this guy said


"What if we are in God's shoe box and the stars are just the little holes in the lid for air and when he takes off the lid that's our daytime and when the lid is on that's our night."





Now, I know that there are stars and the sun etc but it's still an amusing thought don't ya think?

God's shoe box?
I thought is was more like a timer light (too regular for him to be poking his head in every single day).





Should we worry about god going on vacation and god's mom forgetting to take care of us?





Maybe the flood was, as my SO calls it, a "burial at sea" *flushing noise*.





At Humanco the pimply cashier says "Just replace the dead ones with these, he will never notice the difference."
Reply:so THAT'S why it smells kinda funky in here
Reply:high five...funny thought
Reply:I would think god would hide his stash of weed in the shoe box along with his one hitter and a bic lighter.
Reply:rebel is this some sort of foot fetish you are conveying



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