How could you shrink your body to the size of a shoe box?

Let me think...





You'd have to die first, obviously. Buy some size 15 shoes before that, keep the box.





Remove internal organs, then dry your body, so all moisture is gone. If you want to keep the organs, dry them seperately and put them back in.





Your head would be a major problem, follow the instructions here to get it as small as possible: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrunken_he...





Then you'd probably have to break a few bones, such as your femurs, as many human bones are longer than a shoe box.





Then you'd have to find a way to compact your body a lot. Maybe a big trash compactor, powerful enough to crush bone.





Get someone to put you in the shoebox.





And the job's a good 'un.

How could you shrink your body to the size of a shoe box?
I've seen a hard hat diver completely smushed up into his diving helmet, does that count?.
Reply:Depends on the size of shoes. Or you could get those fancy thigh-high boots with platform fish tanks in the soles. Those would come in a pretty big shoe box.
Reply:well since the body is made up of a large amount of water and oxygen, i guess if you were very, very, very, very, very, very dehydrated you would fit in a shoe box.
Reply:get cremated
Reply:Get rid of all the water and bones....
Reply:get rid of water and bones.



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